Translation: Jay Chou – Chao Ren Bu Hui Fei

周杰倫 – 超人不會飛
Jay Chou – Chao Ren Bu Hui Fei (Superman Can’t Fly)

主唱：周杰倫
作曲：周杰倫
填詞：周杰倫

媽媽說　很多事別太計較
只是使命感找到了我　我睡不著
如果說　罵人要有點技巧
我會加點旋律　你會覺得　超屌
我的槍　不會裝彈藥
所以放心　不會有人倒
我拍青鋒俠　不需要替身
因為自信是我繪畫的顏料
mother said, don’t be too calculative about everything
but destiny has found me i just can’t sleep
if its true that scolding someone takes technique
i will add a tune to it and you will find it cool
my gun will not have any ammunition
so relax, no one will be falling
when i play the hero i don’t need a stunt double
because confidence is the paint i draw with

我做很多事背後的意義並非你們想像
拍個電視純為了友情與十年前的夢想
收视率再高也难抗衡我的伟大理想
因為我的人生無需再多一笔那奖项
我不知道何時變成了社會的那榜樣
被狗仔拍不能比中指要大器的模樣
behind many of the things i do the meaning may not be what you imagine
filming shows is purely for the sake of friendship and a decade old dream
no matter how high the ratings are it can’t contend with my great ideals
because my life is in no need of yet another award
i don’t know when i became society’s role model
when i get chased by paparazzi i can’t point the middle finger but have to look gracious

我唱的歌词要有点文化
因为随时会被当教材
CNN能不能等英文好一点再访
时代杂志封面能不能重拍
随时随地注意形象
要控制饮食不然就跟杜莎夫人蜡像的我不像
好莱钨的中国戏院地上有很多手印脚印
何时才能看见我的掌… wo~
the lyrics i sing need to be a little cultured
because they may become teaching materials anytime
can CNN wait till my english is better before interviewing me
and can i reshoot the photo on time magazine
anytime and anywhere i have to watch my image
i have to control my diet or else i won’t look like Madame Tusseaud’s wax figure of me
hollywood’s chinese theater has many handprints and footprints on the floor
when will i see my palm there… wo~

如果超人會飛　那就讓我在空中停一停歇
再次俯瞰這個世界　會讓我覺得好一些
拯救地球好累　雖然有些疲憊但我還是會
不要問我哭過了沒　因為超人不能流眼淚
if superman can fly then let me stop and rest for a while in the sky
to look over this world again will make me feel a little better
saving the world is so tiring, even though i’m a little exhausted i still will
don’t ask if i had cried before, because superman cannot shed tears

唱歌要拿最佳男歌手
拍電影也不能只拿個最佳新人
你不參加頒獎典禮就是沒禮貌
你去參加就是代表你很在乎
得獎時你感動落淚
人家就會覺得你誇張做作
你沒表情別人就會說太囂張
如果你天生這表情
那些人甚至會怪你媽媽
結果最後是別人在得獎
你也要給予充分的掌聲與微笑
開的車不能太好　住的樓不能太高
我到底是一個創作歌手還是好人好事代表
專輯一出就必須是冠軍
拍了電影就必須要大賣
只能說當超人真的好難
when you sing you have to be the best male singer
making a movie you can’t just be the best newcomer either
when you don’t attend the awards ceremony you’re said to be rude
when you do attend its said that you’re very concerned
when you win and shed tears because you’re touched
people will think that you are exaggerating and fake
if you are expressionless they will say you are too arrogant
if you are born with this expression
those people will even blame your mother
if it ends up someone else gets the prize
you have to give a full applause and smile
the car you drive cannot be too nice, the house you live cannot be too high
so am i a writer singer or am i a nice guy representative
when my album comes out i has to be the top seller
the movie i make has to be sold out
all i can say is being superman really is hard

如果超人會飛　那就讓我在空中停一停歇
再次俯瞰這個世界　會讓我覺得好一些
拯救地球好累　雖然有些疲憊但我還是會
不要問我哭過了沒　因為超人不能流眼淚
if superman can fly then let me stop and rest for a while in the sky
to look over this world again will make me feel a little better
saving the world is so tiring, even though i’m a little exhausted i still will
don’t ask if i had cried before, because superman cannot shed tears